Civilization crumbled. The market crashed. Only the Lord remains.

Introducing the Lord of the Unicorn Jersey, the ultimate flex for the survivors of the crypto wasteland. Channeling the savage hierarchy of Lord of the Flies, this piece tells a different story: when the smoke clears and the FUD settles, the Unicorn Fart Dust (UFD) beast is the only one left to worship.

The design is a chaotic masterpiece of dominance. Set against a grayscale backdrop of a ruined metropolis and a sea of skulls—representing every dead project and failed token that came before—the vibrant, neon-soaked Unicorn head sits mounted on a pike. It is no longer just a myth; it is the "Lord," a neon totem rising from the ashes of the bear market.

This isn't just a tank top; it’s armor for the diamond hands.

The Drop Details:

The Aesthetic: High-contrast cyberpunk horror. The "UFD" tag glows in toxic green against the deep blues and pinks of the decay.
The Narrative: A dark, literary nod to Golding’s "Beast," re-imagined for the blockchain era where only the strongest community survives.
The Fit: Premium all-over print construction that feels as heavy as the statement you're making. Breathable, durable, and loud.

Wear the Idol. Rule the Ruins.

	L
Length, in	33.43
Width, in	23.35

Product features
- 100% moisture-wicking polyester keeps you cool and dry
- Extra light fabric (4 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Double-needle stitching and side seams for long-lasting structure
- Odor-resistant fabric with printed size/care label inside hem
- Seam thread color auto-matched; assembled in the USA from global parts

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

Personalization Studio

UFDCORRAL

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